SETIAKU (D4 IT A)

Long time ago, there is a kingdom of vampires. And the citizen is also vampires. On day, there is a vampire who never sucking the blood human. So, he called by the king to met the king.

King :  “ hey, I never see you sucking human blood. So, you must to learn sepping human blood. “
Amateur’s Vampire :  “ ok. This night I will suck human blood!”
King :  “Good. As son as you do that!!”

“ this night Amateur’s Vampire was going to find his victims and he finished sucking human blood. So, he met his Vampire’s King. “

King :  “ How ? are you finish to suck human blood ? how about the taste ?”
Amateur’s Vampire :  “ I’m has finish to suck humon blood. But, the taste is so sour!”
King :  “ are you sure ? who is the human ? “
Amateur’s Vampire :  “ the human is man, the skin is black and so bad!”
King :  “ I think all of human blood is same, both man or women, pretty or ugly!”
Amateur’s Vampire :  “ I Sure,  the taste is sour!”
King :  ” Ok. I will give you one opportunity again. But, you must find a pretty wowen, and the skin is white!”
Amateur’s Vampire :  “ Ok. I will find it this night.”

“ this night Amateur’s Vampire was going to find his victimsagain  and he finished sucking women blood who is pretty.  So, he met his Vampire’s King. “

King :  “ How ? have you finish to suck a pretty women blood ? how abaout the taste ?”
Amateur’s Vampire   :  ” I’m has finish to suck a pretty women blood,sir. But, the taste is still so sour!”
King :  “I don’t believe that. I think that any wrong with you! What is The women who   have you suck still in there ?”
Amateur’s Vampire :  “ Yes, sir ! still on the way !”
King :  “ Ok, I will see your victim.”

“ In the end, king and the Amateur’s Vampire was going to the Amateur’s Vampire victim. And after the King saw the victim,he hit the Amateur’s Vampire. PLAAKKK!! “

King :  “ you are so stupid!!! Plakk !! You must suck the human blood on neck, not on armpit ( ketiak ) .”
Amateur’s Vampire :  "?#!!?###!!??? "

JUST For FUN !! :D